An open bathroom door at Auntie's house might as well be an open invitation.

When I see my daughter put her hair up at home, I know it's Daddy's BJ time.

My niece arrived from Medellin asking for a clean start, and I'm happily giving it.

A confident mother doesn't mind being seen with her son back between her legs.

Only at a holistic wellness retreat would my half-sister let me give her an inner piece.

My sister says the coming of spring calls for an offering of fertility.

"Big brother, why did you pull out?"

My sister won't do any physical labor - she says it's my job to bring the wood.

Sis thinks it's soo funny when she gets a rise out of me. At least she makes it go down, too.

My sister made all the rounds at this year's family reunion, not that my uncles and cousins minded.

I can always tell when my sisters have been gossiping about me.

If you take your sister on the kitchen counter, it's quicker to clean up the mess 😉.

Some girls no one would kick out of bed, especially not their brother.

Adding a little THC to mom and sis's vaporizers makes for a much more interesting evening.

As long as her mother is out of town, my daughter knows she has a big bed to fill.

When you discover your Aunt is a former Yakuza girl, make a fair offer for your silence.

For a chance at getting extra lucky in Vegas, bring your niece along.

I have a well-earned reputation for being a naughty younger brother.

Sis only gets her head out of TikTok when I offer something more interesting.

How siblings should say Good Morning.

Sis takes forever to get ready, but I don't mind watching.

A little half-sister demands your full attention.

My Thai cousin says Americans only visit her country for one reason.

I swear, mom is as horny for sis as I am.