Am I excited about Christmas or a new season on Netflix? πŸ˜‚

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Pro tip: your mouth should look like this upon landing

Pro tip: your mouth should look like this upon landing

Don't be scared, they won't bite

Don't be scared, they won't bite

The face you make when you're waiting with your tongue out but they get it in your eye

The face you make when you're waiting with your tongue out but they get it in your eye

Lady in red

Lady in red

Dinner is ready

Dinner is ready

Pitfalls of quarantine: removing clothing with your teeth yourself

Pitfalls of quarantine: removing clothing with your teeth yourself

You get one boob but a bonus booty

You get one boob but a bonus booty

Will you open my box under your tree?

Will you open my box under your tree?

I'm only good for reproducing

I'm only good for reproducing

Squeeeze!!! I mean...CHEESE!

Squeeeze!!! I mean...CHEESE!

Who has natural Titties? I do! I do!

Who has natural Titties? I do! I do!

I have something to get off my chest...

I have something to get off my chest...

Camouflaged

Camouflaged

No use trying to button it

No use trying to button it

So subtle

So subtle

Idk if I even count as an alt girl these days πŸ˜” I miss having fun hair colors

Idk if I even count as an alt girl these days πŸ˜” I miss having fun hair colors

Not sure if these qualify πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Not sure if these qualify πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

They wanted to say hello

They wanted to say hello

They just want to say hello

They just want to say hello

Earning my extra credit like a good little slut

Earning my extra credit like a good little slut

Too big to be contained by my dress

Too big to be contained by my dress

Oops my top fell off πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜³

Oops my top fell off πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜³

Being counter productive....πŸ™„πŸ€­

Being counter productive....πŸ™„πŸ€­

Someone is going to be happy..

Someone is going to be happy..