All is not gold that glitters

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For u

For u

You turn me inside out…

You turn me inside out…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

I’m great in bed! I can sleep for days

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

Wonders never cease

Wonders never cease

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

PS5 together

PS5 together

No words no letters I’m yours…

No words no letters I’m yours…

Is that a Chihuahua

Is that a Chihuahua

Houston, we have a problem

Houston, we have a problem

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

Why so serious

Why so serious

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

A good wife makes a good husband

A good wife makes a good husband

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…