A shrug gets you nowhere these days

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Good morning

Good morning

Your fly is open

Your fly is open

Silly under the shade

Silly under the shade

Family tree

Family tree

Nice arm bra...

Nice arm bra...

Only got six

Only got six

Stand up and figure it out

Stand up and figure it out

Normally connected to tripwire

Normally connected to tripwire

The whole universe is hearkening for hymns

The whole universe is hearkening for hymns

Can turn strudels into apples

Can turn strudels into apples

There are things Wolverine does with his claws, you’ll get camera hernia

There are things Wolverine does with his claws, you’ll get camera hernia

I do the baking

I do the baking

Ideal for my Aeropress

Ideal for my Aeropress

Black bra

Black bra

Soft jellyfish got me fired

Soft jellyfish got me fired

Conflict-activated kill switch

Conflict-activated kill switch

It won't rain all the time, but it could rain at any time

It won't rain all the time, but it could rain at any time

Inverted Puffies.

Inverted Puffies.

Shy and oh so cute

Shy and oh so cute

Giving them a twist

Giving them a twist

Holy shit

Holy shit

Allah beats

Allah beats

David’s now a star

David’s now a star