A good stretch (f)irst thing in the morning, is very beneficial to your health😈

[F]uck Monday! Let’s just agree to feel great, m’kay?? [OP]

Saturday Night...I was out cruising without you, they were playing our song...(F)

Is it just me, or is it getting nippy out? (F)

“It all fits so right when I (f)ade into the night...”

Goodness gracious, great balls of (f)ire😉

Just because...(F)

Carpe that (F)ucking diem

She shines In a world (f)ull of ugliness

Serving up a delicious Sunday dish! (F)

Here’s to the end of a rainy and gloomy Tuesday. Red wine and a horror movie up next! (F)

I need your (F)ace for a while. I’ll tell you when you can stop.

(F)ridays are meant for dressing up!

It’s Saturday a(f)ternoon, and I’m incredibly bored!

Just tits and a smile! (F)

Hope you come to bed soon (f)

I was planning to go (f)uck myself later, anyways.

Double your pleasure, double your (f)un!

Good night my (f)ellow pervs😈

I’d like to introduce myself! (OC)

Saturday night sex club! Look for the unicorn!!!🦄🦄🦄

Have a seat. Enjoy the show! (F)

Sometimes the jacket makes the out(f)it!

I'm naked and fearless, and my (f)ear is naked!